Autobiographical Nonsense: I Am What I Hate

I am rude.
I am loud.
I am sarcastic.
I am mouthy.
I am a snob.
I am proud.
I am annoying.
I am unfaithful.
I am frustrating.
I am tempermental.
I am manic.
I am pushy.
I am tired.
I am exhausting.
I am lazy.
I am mean.
I am sinful.
I am greedy.
I am self-centered.
I am bitchy.
I am angry.
I am forgetful.
I am lost.
I am grieving.
I am ridiculous.
I am foolish.
I am stupid.
I am confusing.
I am complicated.
I am rejected.
I am unknown.
I am untalented.
I am dillusional.
I am insane.

I am a backstabber.
I am a snob.
I am a freak.
I am a strange entity.
I am a loser.
I am a failure.
I am a fool.
I am a heretic.
I am a deserter.
I am a procrastinator.
I am a sinner.
I am a lost soul.
I am the opposite of who I want to be.


Oh, what a wretched man *cough*woman*cough* I am.