Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I Know He's Not Real, But My Imagination Doesn't.

Over the course of my 16.75 years I've fallen for very few guys. Real guys, that is. I've fallen in love with more than a few fictional males. As per Steffi's request, here is a list.

1. Mr. Darcy. Need I explain this? He is the culmination of all any decent woman wishes for in a man.
2. Joe Hardy. Blonde, brilliant, funny--what's there not to like?
3. Sheftu (from Mara, Daughter of the Nile). An Egyptian double agent who is pretty damn sexy, what with his rogue actions.
4. Prince Rillian. A bewitched, long-lost prince in distress--oo lá lá.
5. MacQueen. He kills his boss. So bloody brilliant!
6. Michael Corleone. If you don't know who this is, I pity you. Go watch The Godfather.
7. Johnny Fontane. Ditto the above.
8. Dickon (from The Secret Garden). When I was younger, I daydreamed about being friends with Dickon. He's just so cool!
9. Marcus (from Eagle of the Ninth). A Roman warrior on a quest for a missing legion. So, so, so amazing.
10. Aragorn. No, duh. Who doesn't like him?
11. Roderick Usher. So delightfully creepy, and he's musical to boot.
12. Kinshi (from The Master Puppeteer). I don't really know why; I've just always liked him a lot.
13. Johnny Tremain. Classic!
14. Edward Cullen. I admit it; I'm attracted to him a great deal.
15. Jack Bauer. Hell yes.
16. Mac (from CSI:NY). He is so cunning and rather witty. *nod*
17. Tony Almeida. I like this guy more than Jack, actually, because who does Jack call to save his ass? TONY!
18. Jack Sparrow. As you can tell, I like the rogue guys.
19. Lucius Malfoy. I'm a bit ashamed to admit this one.
20. Booth (from Bones). Not much I can say on this one, except he always makes me smile.
21. Zach (also from Bones). So what if he was a cannibal's apprentice? He's still a lovable, adorable, quirky genius.
22.Michael Moscovitz!!!!! He makes me so happy. *grin* I love Michael.

Possible Future Loves

1. Heathcliffe. I have yet to read Wuthering Heights, so we'll see.
2. Severus Snape. Maybe...someday. I do adore this character, but not in this way...yet.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heck yes, Johnny Tremain. And bonus points for Michael Moscovitz.
Edward Cullen, though? Really? He's kind of scary to me, no lie. I don't like Edward OR Jacob. They can both jump in a lake as far as I'm concerned. Hahhaha.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Alyosha Kamarazov? Have you read The Brothers K? He's pretty amazing, but I haven't found anyone else who feels as strongly about this as I do.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, I totally agree.

And I think you should add on Viggo Mortensen's character from Eastern Promises. So freaking amazing...<3

...Also, the rogue guys are the best, obviously. Always. Except in reality, they probably wouldn't want to know how your day went. =( Life's so sad sometimes.

Anonymous said...

i got my license! after a million years.

Lydia said...

oh goodness, hannah, is your life really this boring.. LOL.. jk.. but I was surprised to see Joe Hardy up there.. like NO ONE reads those books anymore.. (I collect them)..

cya on Thursday, girl..

lyd

Merry said...

Bonus points for Tony Alemeida and Jack Sparrow... But I'm most impressed with Joe Hardy and Sheftu. (I adored Mara Daughter of the Nile; it's a fabulous read.) Did you ever watch the 1970s Hardy Boys TV show, because Joe is extremely cute.

I fail to understand the Mr. Darcy obsession girls have though. I just can't stand that book... or really the movie, except the Keira Knightley version, that's not too bad.